Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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