? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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