Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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