Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
