Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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