so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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