Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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