Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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