there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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