he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
either way he was missing a nipple.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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