girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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