everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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