Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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