My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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