Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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