i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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