We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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