I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I know her cup size but not her name....
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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