he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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