Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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