i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
