ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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