I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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