she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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