We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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