problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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