me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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