I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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