Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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