scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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