I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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