he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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