Say something about gay babies.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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