I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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