pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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