If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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