so explain again why im purple
no
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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