The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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