No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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