i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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