theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Two words: blizzard sex
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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