He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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