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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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