p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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