imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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