I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Dignity is for republicans.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
