I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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