No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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