if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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