After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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