I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
