: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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