Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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